We meet at our office this way we aren't getting peppered with stuff from their "inspection" when they first move in. 

BUT BUT BUT let's address a key thing here . . . it seems like you may be getting the cart before the horse.I'd highly recommend finding a savvy CPA (one that self-identifies as a tax advisor would be even better) that is competent in real estate, then getting coffee with them and your favorite asset preservation attorney and pepper them with questions.An LLC is a liability protection play and NOT a tax play.  

Pepper, Allstate insurance, etc.).

Up till now My basic tools are Ammonia and Cayenne pepper in a ziplock my hands go in the ziplock. ammonia goes on the corner they are working. anyone gets upset that I’m cleaning up with ammonia my fingers go in their eyes.

I told them the cops were outside.I keep a few pepper spray around for that kind of stuff.

Without these materials in my arsenal I am peppered with endless "can I meet you there on Tuesday" or "are you free to show it right now?" 

Most Airbnb’s that I’ve stayed in had things like salt, pepper, olive oil.

If you need contract review outside of a title office I use Lieberman, Dvorin, and Dowd in Pepper Pike Ohio.

Also canned chili has even better protein and before the crunch comes you can use it to make quick meals like chili cheese omelets and nachos.Like I said, I'm not a survivalist, so my bulk purchases are things I like to eat.Back to freezing, you can slice or dice onions and bell peppers and they freeze very well, to be cooked with later.If you are seriously putting aside food for a crisis, make sure you also stock up with spices and SALT.

"Stupid"Paid my way thru two years of college raising peppers.