You can have kitchen wrapped in plastic. 

Pollution dropped, outside litter reduces, plastic bag reduction etc.

Maybe if the contractors put down plywood or plastic so no dirt or tread marks would take place or whatever.

Cameras that look like real cameras but are really just plastic inside and have a wire that you tuck inside the siding to make it look real.

Buy ready mix spackle from HD and a plastic 2" putty knife, run the spackle across the holes.

Best chances, sell drugs, or plastic surgery and find a good sugardaddy/sugarmommy.

The HOA could ask you to redo your flooring if it doesnt pass the sound test. 4th, you have to cover up the common area with plastic wraps during the construction hour.

The one caveat I'll throw out there is that Schlage puts a sticker on the lock underneath the plastic casing (which is real easy to remove). 

Once you have a chance to give it a good crawl through, let me know things such as:1) Foundation (rubble, brick, block, poured, encased rubble, etc)2) Framing - ballooned framed, western platform or something else3) Wall section:Cladding - brink veneer, clapboard, shakes, masonite, vinyl, multiple layers, etc;Outer sheeting - plank (square milled or live edged); plywood; OSB; hardboard;Insulation - None, R5 paper-backed rock wool; R5 - R8 fibreglass; blown; UFFI; etcWindstop - is there a layer of lath-and-plaster in the wall cavities;Vapour barrier - is there one, is it paper or plastic.  

I did prep it as you would cement, I made forms covered with plastic so it would not stick to the forms and I C clamped them in place to create a smooth surface under the counter.