You may not go through them quickly, so a cream color may be a better investment.  

This new bookkeeper seems to be the cream of the crop and I'm paying $500 per month plus 2k set up fee (After having paid my last bookkeeper 4k to clean up my books) (my point is... am I spending enough that they should have a fix for me or can I not rely on that?) 

We are not a banana republic even though we act like it from time to time.Property rights and the rule of law are the basis of this nation as well as the reason for its greatness. 

If you are new to REI, now is not the time you are going to find a HML and if you do, the rates will be bananas.

Unfortunately many want to find a Porsche and pay for it as if it’s a huffy bike from 1979 with a banana seat.

Realtors are like bananas - they are all the same, right?

Did you miss the crazy people a few months ago who were licking ice cream and putting it back in grocery stores?

Have a tenant meeting to ask how this could be done (serve ice cream or something for good turn out.) 

We use the same color on everything, so ceilings/doors/trim/everything is a nice cream/white.     

Sometimes a cat or dog is a chill well cared for and awesome addition to the house; other animals can pee everywhere, chew the door and window frames, bark all the time, go bananas and stuff their nose in the crotch of every visitor, or the owner simply will not spring for flea meds or vet visits, leading to problems all housemates can feel.Like many aspects of this, it's a balancing act, and something to be mindful of.While I'm thinking through it, other things to keep in mind include furniture, storage space, parking spaces, and visitors.