Bill Gulley , if you just make 1 addition to your list....If you include a masseuse for daily full body massages, you have a deal!

When they show ...have everything ready ....massage shoulder some abit of pain face Roof gets done free

I am a massage therapist and I do a little bit of graphic design on the side (not much though)I know real estate has been hot here for quite awhile and I got interested in it almost a decade ago, but life happened and I forgot about it.

Sort of like giving another guys girlfriend a foot massage - Pulp Fictlon

And without any verifiable numbers, it doesn't appear they can be massaged enough to make sense. 

Ingredients aren’t the only thing that makes the bread, sometimes it’s the way you massage the dough.

Offer money, to drive for dollars and look for deals, make phone calls, pour concrete, massages....something in exchange for being mentored 

I find that I have to spend time and effort formatting and massage my data for a successful import.

@Ravi Ramphal, a good friend of mine is find of saying, "you can't swing a dead cat in this town (Austin) without hitting a Realtor or massage therapist," and he's not far off.

I then have to massage the data to import into a CRM.