Ask him if it would be possible and if you would qualify for a simultaneous purchase of an investment.

Have you tried transactional funding to do a simultaneous closing? 

I would look into possible down payment assistance programs in your area that would allow you to put a very low amount of your own money down.This would allow you to purchase a property while simultaneously allowing you to pay down your student loans. 

There is substantial equity in the building, while simultaneously the business is no longer strong as it once was. 

I do not see any way to simultaneously honor the oath you took to safeguard your clients' interests and simultaneously cheat them out of their equity. 

Their repair Loan is called 203K, which could be taken out simultaneously.

As a Realtor, I would suggest you list it for rent and for sale simultaneously and see what happens.

There’s gotta be a way to save the district a bunch of money, help the kids, while simultaneously helping out an investor with a property to offload.

Here's more on this from the  VA Lender's Handbook with regard to the eligible purposes for a VA loan: To purchase or construct a residence, including a condominium unit to be owned and occupied by the veteran as a home: − the loan may include simultaneous purchase of the land on which the residence is situated or will be situated, − loans may also be guaranteed for the construction of a residence on land already owned by the veteran (a portion of the loan may be used to refinance a purchase money mortgage or sales contract for the purchase of the land, subject to reasonable value requirements), and − the residential property may not consist of more than four family units and one business unit except in the case of certain joint loans.

Can I engage two simultaneously if they are showing me different properties?