You might try a message like "Hi this is Caleb with xxx.

XXXVIII.CONVEYANCE: Seller shall convey title to the Property by statutory warranty deed subject only to matters contained in Paragraph XXX hereof and those otherwise accepted by Buyer.

Then I might point out I'm not withholding and what tah's worth to them.Then I might say, tell ya what, I'll pay you XX an hour and I'll help you (supervise) and pay no more than XXX for the job, which ever is less.

XXXVIII.CONVEYANCE: Seller shall convey title to the Property by statutory warranty deed subject only to matters contained in Paragraph XXX hereof and those otherwise accepted by Buyer.

I have no urge to tell people and tweet I am going to the bathroom or eating dinner with somebody etc.I think some times should be private and you need to disconnect.All of these social sites can become compulsive and unhealthy if over engaged.I use to post to 40 social networking sites at once but some are just people trying to sell porn or contact you with crap.I am interested in QUALITY of contacts and not just VOLUME of contacts.I have a twitter account but I don't use it at all.Might eventually just employ a local person to keep up with all of this stuff.

It will notify the lender that the seller is now assigning "management" of this property to “xxx management company”(aka You).

By doing this you can apply the costs to the sale price or offer price, like 2.75% variable costs and XXX dollars fied costs.

Can you do all that for $xxx?

If you can reach $xxx,xxx while doing/investing in real estate as your second job, then you've proven you can quit college, and your parents will agree that you don't "need" the degree.

Abandoned property here goes to storage after XXX days, government auctions off and keep the proceeds.Get a lawyer.