I constantly crunch the numbers almost monthly to see how much money I am making when including the amazing increase in the property's value each time I raise the rent and I do my math over and over so that I am excited and I can do the math in my head.So, when the tenant spit in my face my mathematical mind went into overdrive and this irate tenants idiotic move that resulted in an eviction just earned me a big fat paycheck.

Our cat is still fat, but she seems happier.

I've only known one traveling nurse my entire life and she's a fat disgusting deadbeat pig I wouldn't want in any of my rentals - especially for a short stay.

After awhile, when we acquired enough homes and the reserve account got pretty fat, I've been less worried about this since it is highly improbable that all homes become vacant for one year at the same time; aside from that, only about 30% of our portfolio has any leverage on it - the rest is cash-owned, so the homes themselves are reserves of capital should the need arise.

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.

I've cut some pretty fat checks to people that have brought me big deals. 

LAPD issued him a big fat ticket for wasting their time and told him if he calls again more tickets were coming.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

Some of my faves not already mentioned (personal development):Getting Things Done by David AllenThe Obstacle is the Way and Ego is the Enemy by Ryan HolidayThe Miracle Morning by Hal Elrod

I buy an ugly house, live in it while fixing it up, then sell it in  2 years for a big fat profit that I put into my pocket instead of  Uncle Sam's, because of the 121 exclusion.I bought my current house for $176,000.