All this STRONGLY directs a focus to Satellite Markets. 

There's a broken wallVomit left in the garbage can without the garbage being emptiedDirty dishes left everywhere and obviously not a single check-out instruction completedThe front door was actually left open not to mention the other doors left unlocked. 

One tenant doesn't feel like doing dishes....the others can't force him to, and are not likely to do the dishes themselves because they are not family.

I'd have  cable or satellite with tbat TV unless you have a place less than $300/night. 

[Case Study: Our bubble bath loving tenant who burned tea candles in the soap dish of a plastic tub surround and burned a hole through it.

Thank you for that tip.My issue it was going to cost me $1000 bucks to move my money over and it just felt so tired of dishing up cash every time my program offers me something that I need.

Your mom can wash dishes for all her tenants.

Community items such as trash, dishes, and cleanup should be a group effort.

This would be in order to avoid the build up of ten thousand different cables, dishes, etc over the course of ownership.

When you get a dud ( leaves dishes, disturbs others ), airbnb will deal with getting him out under the "your not obligated to have anyone in your house that your not comfortable with" clause.