I thought for sure that this was the highlight of your trip....Brandon and Heather's Rap Fight ("Ice Ice Baby" Style)

Just break the ice, introduce yourself, understand what they do and where their interests are.

I just thought of this amazing new flavor for ice cream, I call it Vanilla...Reason you don't hear anyone talking about this is because it is pretty much the most straight forward introductory path to rehabbing.As pointed out if you truly don't have any more money than fronting the $1,000 EMD then you might have trouble getting funding.  

Any cash flow is icing on the cake, but not the reason for the purchase. 2) Purchase with the lowest down payment possible. 

Anything we do with my 401(k) is icing.

It’s kind of awkward for you since you don’t know anyone, but once you break the ice you see it’s not nearly as intimidating as you imagined. 

I consider appreciation as icing on the cake or a bonus, but not really a solid reason for me to purchase.

The icing on the cake is the reporting. 

If he's a great teacher, you will learn to make far more than a percentage.Whatever else he decides to give you is icing on the cake.Good luck!

The fact that this property is a Class A property located in the most visited National Park is just icing on the cake.