They once gave me free movie tickets after a somewhat inconveniencing repair.

shouldn't even be a question. if he is already telling you how to do your job and what he will and wont do. wait until. he movies in

And I think their life expectancy might be limited in the same way a Redbox movie rental kiosk is. 

That IS ludicrous  - check with the Savings & Loans in the late 80s to see how that movie turned out.Controlling Assets is NOT the name of the game when those assets aren't throwing off enough income to produce a net yield higher than your leverage, or borrowing costs.

If you ever saw the movie Idiocracy, those are the types of geniuses you will be getting calls from.

I could see one or more of those class action lawyers being all Danny Devito like in the movie Rainmaker and use ringless voicemails to solicit ringless voicemail plaintiffs - LOL  

It's a movie all landlords should see, and should convince you to do proper screening.

They have seen this movie before -  in ny,  philly, NJ - and they figure they know the ending.

(There's a single screen movie theater, Golf Land, a minimum of 7 places to enjoy ice cream/ dessert, a bowling alley, a great little health food store.  

The movie   " Tin Men " was based on the Maryland Home Improvement Commission .