They insert a constant and designed sales pitch to up-sell a very expensive mentoring program.

For beds, you want to use duvet covers and duvet inserts.

-insert my usual pro-Lubbock speal-All kidding aside. 

You know the old saying, the ___________ (insert "stock market", "media", "gurus") have predicted 9 of the last 5 recessions.

I've been lowballed by a slimy SOB and my response was, "I'm never selling to you, (insert name of nether orifice)!

See (INSERT BP ARTICLE) for further detail on eligibility for the 45L tax credit.Increase in Tax Credits for Homes That Are Energy Efficient$1,000 for multifamily units satisfying ZERH criteria.$500 credit for qualifying multifamily units meeting Energy Star requirements.$2,500 credit for single-family homes meeting Energy Star requirements for new construction.$2,500 credit for multifamily units built in compliance with optional labor standards and meeting ZERH criteria.$5,000 for multifamily units meeting optional labor standards and ZERH requirements.$5,000 credit for single-family homes built to Zero Energy Ready Home (ZERH) standards.Does My Home Meet the Efficiency Standards?

or “I’m from [INSERT MADE UP NAME].

With that I have a big issue.The terms he wants inserted into our offer is almost 30k non refundable earnest money.Anyone else have an issue with that?

I went with pocket or insert windows, which saved a lot of money; something you may want to consider.  

The labor on removal and insertion alone was multiple days (to build framing to take weight off the window and to structurally strengthen so the weight was no longer on the window).