But immediately there is a monthly payment due on a loan which is assumed upon purchase for the actual Apartment Building, which is merged with other expenses for the apartment; water, garbage, television and internet(upgradeable naturally) building insurance, janitor services, snow removal, and overall grounds upkeep, and other maintenance.

Basically the clause reads as follows:1.DISTURBANCE, SMOKING, NOISE, ILLEGAL USE: Neither the LESSEE nor his family, friends, relatives, invitees, visitors, agents or servants shall make, permit or suffer any disturbing noises or vibrations by means of a human voice, radio, phonograph, stereo, television, piano or other musical instrument or other device or form of technology of any description within the building or Premises, nor commit or permit any nuisance to exist thereon, nor cause damage to the building or Premises, nor create or permit any substantial interference with the rights, comfort, safety or enjoyment of the LESSOR or other occupants of the same or any other apartment in the building, nor make any use whatsoever thereof than as and for a private residence.

Disclaimer: I am not an accountant (nor do I play one on television).

two, this is a national television personality everyone knows from a decade on air.

Television? 

All television shows are scripted.

There is a pair of brothers here, very popular on television, called "The Property Brothers" that essentially lived what you are proposing.

Believe it or not, I used to produce entertainment  - television and films.

Originally owned by Will & Grace star Max Mutchnick, it's been home to some of America’s most influential television figures.

We also need to watch out for zealots of any extreme who are just wanting to get attention or who are wanting to watch the world burn.There is a commercial on the television, I won't mention the company, but it states, "No matter the condition of the economy, people are still getting married, families are still having children, and people are still creating community."