No sateen weave, they pill up.Towels, we use the Grandeur Hospitality from Costco.

There is no magic pill, especially in this market.  

If there is not only one closet that is the problem area, you will likely have to remove all of the flooring and subflooring, and that's a tough pill to swallow if you have nice hardwood.  

If you were going to do it for longer than the furnishing cost may not be so bad, but to spend 5-10K furnishing a place for just a few months may be a hard pill to swallow.You also need to determine if the HOA will allow short term rentals, some are enforcing a 30 day minimum.Lastly, it is a lot of work to manage a short term rental if you plan on doing it yourself.  

Preying on those with few resources, money, education, maturity in business playing on emotional strings of giving false hope and implying they have secrets to make them wealthy is about the lowest scam one can pull, only thing worse is selling sugar pills to cure a serious illness and letting people die.

Having an issue that costs 1-2 years cashflow when you only have one unit can be a difficult pill to swallow.

Welcome to the "real world" you've just swallowed the red pill, my friend.  

You know of a pill that will make me a billionaire?

We probably should have stuck with the Blue Pill, but I do believe we're far beyond the point of no return

That was the pill that was sold.