I had a tenant like that, he was a guard at a casino.

Maybe from getting creative and being able to rent them as corporate housing, or STR or student housing by the room or other "specialized" housing (halfway house, underground casino, bunny ranch).

You can also advertise that you are holding an open house for a few hour time slot.

So for example, if I cannot fill the December time slot, I will allow a 2 week rental over Christmas at $1100 a week and at least make a little profit.

They could go all digital slot machine style and hit buttons on 300 rentals in 1 minute if they wanted. 

If you slot the expense for the rehab, does that mean you should never use the saw in your rental, unless you have your rehab company do the work?

I would not tell anyone how to conduct their lives or their business affairs, just as I would not appreciate anyone doing the same to me.But be aware of this: you would be far better served were you to gather your funds, go to a blackjack table at a casino someplace, and take hits all day on fifteen.And that is that.

I followed up with an email asking for an earlier call if a slot opened up.

There is an enzyme spray that I was introduced to about a year ago, I forget what it was called, but it took a house from smelling like a casino in Reno (tobacco smoke) to smelling like nothing in 48 hours it was mind blowing.

If I hired someone and they used an agent to fill the slot, I would still consider that a success, though I personally wouldn't use an agent.