That said, I self-manage mine because most of that stuff I can do from my phone in 5 minutes a day, I just make sure I'm available to jump if/when some maintenance issue comes up.  

Squatters usually end up with trespassing and various other charges (criminal mischief, burglary, theft, usually drug and weapons possession charges or they have outstanding warrants for other stuff/ are on probation).

This way I can finally move out and get out of my parents hair, we’re all sick of me living there still.

AI can play a role in lead generatio and market analysis, but in the end you want an experienced human to be there on your side when stuff hits the fan.

Yes, I'm serious, ya can't make thus sh....errr, stuff up.....There are others, but the stories just get worse and this is a family show

This way I can finally move out and get out of my parents hair, we’re all sick of me living there still.

Is there a software out there that you use or recommend to enter all of the expenses into that will help with totaling all the expenses accurately into proper categories for year end tax stuff or by each project?   

They will not accept items such as paper diapers, toys, sanitary napkins, tampon applicators, balls of hair, grease, table scraps (if no garbage disposal), clothing, rags, sand, dirt, newspapers, or similar items.

I have an opportunity to purchase 2 homes that are side by side that need a little bit of work (minor stuff) for basically the price of one in my area.

well at this rate they will get this stuff cleaned up.. now is the time to purchase one of those for a deep discount :)..