But she lied on her application, provided fake credit report / maybe also paycheck, had multiple evictions in the past.. plus I have a sense she’s going to demand 2mth+ rent (legal fees are ~2/3 rent), and I won’t be able to get over it easily.

I'm a big believer in "fake it until you make it".

However, I am looking to buy the fake roofs from davinci (https://www.davinciroofscapes.com/). 

Columbus looks promising and has had decent growth and has a good future growth potential.

Can’t promise that the contractor is immediately available, but that’s usually the sign of a good contractor, haha.

You can choose to structure this as a second mortgage, debt or other form of lending with the promised return structured as a debt payment. 

Promises make across your kitchen table will never hold up when you want your warranty claim honored.

I have spoken to him and he always promises to get the work done and then doesn't. 

I understand it will require a leap of faith on your part but [look into his eyes here from half a foot distance, and grab his shoulder and rub it uncomfortably and squeeze his muscle tightly and say] if you stick with me, I promise you I will become a relentless force in the investing world and we WILL make money.. ... while for the next 4 seconds (FOUR, not 3, not 5, but 4) you keep staring into his eyes (from half a foot apart), noses almost touching.It worked for me Do this.

But until all those people (marketing departments, etc) are fired, they are promising more and more outlandish stuff to suck another quarter or half year of employment out of the era of historically low rates.