More importantly, the thing is noisy as hell (and I've spent the last 20 years around jet aircraft)!

If its a textured ceiling, make sure to knock off all the tips ...

I spent the day in a new investment property priming a bedroom that was originally painted pink, then "retouched" and "textured" with a sponge and globs of prostitute-passion red latex paint .

This includes drywall/texturing/paint, re-hanging cabinetry, installing baseboards, replacing carpet padding and tacking/stretching carpet back in place, replacing an ice maker box valve, as well as painting (though we may just do this ourselves).

I chose to be a jet mechanic when I joined at 19 and that job has provided me with the ability to have a good life both military and civilian.I suggest focusing on real estate for now, see if you’re ready for the analysis and negotiating. 

It was a textured laminate.

If you are looking for some shortcut it doesnt exist otherwise there would be wholesalers rolling around in Lambos and I would have my own jet!

Also surface is uneven so would think that could get tricky.Putting down a concrete texture from a hopper gun.  

You've seen these in a gas station bathroom - 4x8 plastic sheets, usually with a shiny finish and pebbly texture. 

99% of my walls are textured and I can paint like a madman on those.