The only time people lose assets is if theylose their job or have to change for a decrease in income, then they try and trim the fat.  

Parents are usually unwilling to let their college-kid start off with a big fat strike to begin with, so rent is paid regularly and on-time. 

If they are a pain in your side, and you wouldn't be sorry to see them go, hello nice fat increase.  

I found they tended to get fat and happy after awhile.

VA doesn't require PMI, however, there is a fat "VA funding fee" of like 2%.

I do this with the fat tenants as I figure them running is the only exercise they'll get all month. 

We do not know if this is true, feel free to disagree:Essentially, really fat people have a lot of difficulty passing waste when sitting on the toilet.

Classic mistake is the owner will hoard cash and live fat for years and make good bank.

Having expensive car loans, even having expensive cars is for fat cat rich investors. 

He'll fall for her and the next thing you know, he'll be marrying her and buying a ridiculously expensive "starter house" with a fat mortgage.And then come the kids, and the next thing you know, of course they have to get an even BIGGER house, and new cars every three years ("for the safety for the kids" of course).They'll end up with a truly insane mortgage they can barely pay with nothing left over for pity's sake and he'll spend the next twenty years trying to pay it down while raising kids who have to wear designer clothes and have expensive hobbies.