I know it sounds like I'm splitting hairs but some banks write HELOCs in their residential department....which won't write Investment Properties.

So lets say you are alone walking home, with your fishnet stockings on, high heels toes painted pink, your long hair nicely in a pony tail and your mustache neatly trimmed (you weirdo) and this is a one way road you are walking on mind you.. and further up ahead you see a violent gang causing ruckus.

I would remove it myself but it appears to be over horse hair plaster, some of which needs to be repaired.

That's not professional - that's telling everyone on the dating website that you're 15 years younger, 60 lbs lighter and still have all your hair then wondering why everyone is not enthused when you meet for the first date.

With some crazy hair-brained "whatever" fun sprinkled in. 

And then cluster the next ones.Short of significant hair cutting I think a perfect solution will be elusive. 

I'll be able to get the house presentable and get the conference room (2nd bedroom) together.Be advised that I do have a cat - short-haired grey kitty, not sure what breed.

hair? 

I’m an independent contractor hair stylist.

I know it sounds like I'm splitting hairs but some banks write HELOCs in their residential department....which won't write Investment Properties.