I work 11-12 hour shifts, five days a week, in a demanding role, leaving me with little free time.

Have a Blessed week.

I bought an LG TV a few weeks ago, was on the LG site, asked a question on the chat, and they offered 20% off without even asking (on top of the sales price).

I suspect an offer is going out this week on a >3000’ cabin that Garth brooks used to record in.

If you're W2 but hourly and "variable", meaning you don't consistently work the same fulltime hours each week, then you'll still have to average income over the past two years and may not qualify at all, depending on the circumstances.What will not work is using an S Corp to pay yourself via W2.

Six weeks into their program, I earned just over $50K. 

Now that the 3rd one is on the fritz they’re 8 weeks into waiting for service under the warranty.

That's why I would target them a week before foreclosure sale and put all effort on homes that were all but certain to go off the hammer. 

In fact, someone just called me last week and had a non-performing rental package that they purchased in the same fashion and the prices they bought at, considering the actual condition and historical performance of the properties was too high in my opinion. 

I don't use padsplit (weekly rentals); I rent on long-term leases in B Class neighborhoods.