The chances of BofA talking to you are slim unless you had seller sign a POA and/or 3rd Party Auth Letter. 

That means be prepared for very slim cash flow, keeping money tied up in reserves, and concern yourself less with how much money you can pull back out and look at the actual numbers.

CSLB has a lot of complaints, and there is a slim to zero chance they will entertain complaints from an unlicensed activity.

Any advice here would be immensely helpful.Overall the feedback I'm getting is that the margins on this property are slim.

The chances that they will be called is pretty slim, especially with the history of the first tenants and the fact that you are repairing the new place.Going on vacation when you self-manage is always a little worrisome, but I hope it will be fine and you have a wonderful time on your cruise!

The problem is if you are buying "turnkey," the chances that you have enough equity to refinance right away are probably slim to none

You could file in conciliation court for unpaid rent and damages but chances of getting any money is slim next to none, even if you get a judgement in your favor you still have to find a way to collect it.

Then the inventory is even further limited for the rest of us who know the numbers and aren't willing to pay list price.MLS deals have been slim here, but hopefully next spring will prove different.  

In this area, that is over 100K in cash which could easily take 5-10 years to accumulate with other debts like student loans, car loans, rent, marriage, etc to pay for even if I do slim my spending down to just the necessities.

They can also see the filing process that the bank did, the risk to the title company is slim, such as a wrongful foreclosure.