A: Their lips are shutQ: What do you call an attorney that doesn't know the law well?

Or get a mobile hot dog stand and sling ground up cow and pig lips for a living…Sorry, did I go too far with the cow and pig lips?

Since this is the first time I've ever seen the forfeited land property list, I found it odd that in looking online, a few of the properties popped up at first blush as being foreclosed, while still having outstanding tax liens. 

-Colinyes just google construction management inspections.. and then just have the PM put a construction lock box with a code on the  property.. no need schedule other than to tell inspector something is ready for inspection they don't have to be there.but the first one you should have done now.. to get the base line of what you own.. remember these houses are the worse of the worse that Morris is selling before what they attempt to do is rehab.. and as stated in many posts these rehabs are just lip stick get them basic and then get a low end tenant in .. that's what we have seen.remote rehab like this can only be done with a TOP notch company and I only know two in the country I would do this with and of course this is not one of them.. this is how it goes pear shaped.. poor thought process on the front end IE selling hoody homes and describing them like they are in great areas with great tenant base then absolute worse of the worse on the rehab to the point of no rehab at all being done.. so you need our own inspectors to keep them honest which they don't appear to be able to do on their own. 

@Joe S.At first blush, I'd agree with @Joe Splitrock, why mess up a good thing?

Now, I'm an old sailor, and I'm a good NY/NJ Italian and I can string together words that would make bikers blush, but you are 100% right -it's lazy and pandering, because it's a Seinfeld novel (a book about nothing).

This simply means that we do not compromise the protocall we have established for our business and we are not going to bend over backwards for anyone.And before you all give me lip about the 10 dollar house. ..They asked us to buy their house.

you could have asked the tenants to show you their bills to PROVE their statements - remember MikeOH said (paraphrasing here) that if the tenants' lips are moving they're probably lying...

Get another quote on the roof, as it sounds high to me at first blush.

What happens if John Lawyer flips his lip, dies, etc.?