Then put out some lawn chairs and plantings.

A true service animal actually performs a true SERVICE and is trained to do that service....see eye, people in wheel chair etc.....the nebulous "emotional support" animal is the big issue since it is way hard to define and they don't need any formal training.....and its becoming a big industry to see little jackets and vest on the internet that anyone can buy.

This new guy, Jerome Powell, has also taken over Janet Yellen's spot, as the chair of the federal reserve. 

His stuff was all out on the sidewalk on moving night and I even picked up a few chairs, a TV set, and microwave, after turning down his offers to sell me some of the stuff, before neighborhood scavengers got to it. 

Why would any agent tell their prospective client that they will be paying for their brokerage chair fee - ridiculous.

Popcorn is already popped and the chair is set on recline.

Stage the porch with several white rocking chairs and paint all shutters black.

Being able to ride it out in the Sky Club Lounge with free food, free booze, complimentary showers, and reasonably comfy chairs is a game changer when you're already on a 40 hour trip around the world.

Bring a chair and a hat so you don't get a sunburn.

Drive Uber, buy cheap stuff on Craigslist and fix it up and re-sell it, learn some basic carpentry and learn to build adirondack chairs and sell them...just brainstorming money making ideas.Get debts paid off, get a basic credit building credit card.