You could also do our famous midwest thing and be passive aggressive by just declining every time without explaining your preferred nature of the relationship.

famous last words you should never trust.Never cringe from doing your own homework, etc (unless you are 100% sure you can trust any money you have not in the trust..). 

I have met and worked with a Pinkerton a descendant of the famous pinkerton agency, and at the same place I worked with a Hatfield a descendant of the famous Hatfield/McCoy fued,  She told me the story long before it came out on the history channel. been on tv in a show by Andrew Zimmerman the guy who eats weird food. 

There is one famous lesson that always stuck out from my poker days which was to always leave yourself with outs - that is having a way to win even in a non-ideal situation.

I am going to borrow Gordon Gecko’s famous quote with a twist:Debt for a lack of better word is good...For personal debt with short term maturity such as credit card (revolving credit), has the following nature:Current Liability1.

I stole from famous poker player (can't remember which) . really weak poker player "fish" was losing lots of money. 

I'm not trying to build some RE empire and become RE famous.

I'm not saying no one ever gets set up - I suspect there's a decent number of movie stars, sports athletes, and other "famous" people that end up with settlements over BS - but unless you're using a pseudonym here, there's a good chance you're nobody just like the rest of us and no one knows you have anything nor wants your stuff, so you can probably relax. 

If you're having hard time concentrating, I suggest you read "One thing" by famous Gary Keller (of KW).Best!

Phil then takes over in big fanfare explaining how great of a real estate investor he is, showing pictures of himself next to famous people, and showing his expensive possessions.