Listen carefully for Bull Crap, don't drink too much, have lunch with those you respect. leave your credit with your spouse. 

I would just stick a for “ rent sign “in the front yard like a boss and go grab a drink

I have one that says "When I am not an alcoholic, I am a chocoholic".What do you think? 

Evictions are going to cost you and you're going to have to hire people, you had better be clear about that in your brain before you start walking down that path, at least in my county.What I worry about is what I can't predict: cheating wife, sudden employment termination, huge gambling loss, drinking and pills binge leading to suicidal behavior.

I appreciate everything in advance and I owe you all a stiff drink.

I can guarantee you that the manager of the Marriott is not going to invite some of his renters to his own house to shoot guns, drink beer from a kegorator and have a cookout, but I do.

People like to eat and drink out.

Drinking and drugs are common place among these types .these folks attract the kind of clientele you do not want hanging around your property stinkin up the joint

I’d be happy to share some of the roadblocks I’ve faced as well as what’s worked and what hasn’t so far with me to add value.If interested, please message me and we can schedule a time to get coffee or drinks in the evening.

Sit back and enjoy an umbrella drink!