When I was a younger fellow, an idiot acquaintance of mine did a similar thing in one room of the place he was moving out of, spelling "REDRUM".Clever.

But most of them do it in "arguably clever" ways.

You’ll have to let me know how you found someone to clean for $55 including linens.

I feel like I'm backed in a corner right now, but I know this happens all the time so there has to be a clever way to check mate her ***!

We have them simplified on our listing but this is more detailed:1.The property is located at: 2.The property is furnished and includes:Dishwasher, washer, dryer, refrigerator, stove, microwave, small appliances such as a toaster and coffeemaker, linens and towels, dishes/glasses/pots/pants/utensils, towels and bedlinen, TVs, treadmill, internet access and firewood. 3.Please bring your own personal bathroom amenities are not included. 4.We request you use septic safe toilet paper which is provided and the provided dishwashing detergent and laundry detergent which is also safe for septic systems. 5.Rental Party:  The guest is responsible for the behavior of all members in his/her party. 6.Maximum Occupancy:The maximum number of guests is limited to 8 adults.

I found that cleaning all linen in hot water and spraying them with specific spray to kill the fleas and ticks worked.

It will be a 2+1 with full kitchen, laundry, and linen closet with one of the bedrooms having a walk in closet.

Clever Idea Account Closed!

Can you make the add and the photos all themed thus: Classic older home in great location, cleverly divided into 3 self contained, private units....

My service would include cleaning, linen and towel restocking, lawn mowing/snow removal, organizing minor and last minute repairs, messaging guests, and being available 24/7 to deal with guest issues.