Will you have to redo the unit, new linens, new applicances, new paint job, etc?

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Very clever.  

So this clever client I have was dead-set on buying a home with zero cash out of pocket.

We just picked up a higher end 5 bed 3 bath with pool that we are setting up for STR family events (reunions, bachlorette parties, anniversaries, super bowl, Barret Jackson Car Show, TPC golf turnament, and your regular "I want to get out of MInnesota into the sunshine and warm" crowd, etc) and the costs are much higher than your quote.If you want to keep things under $1,000 an apartment, I don't think that includes bedframes, mattresses, linen, night stands, window treatments, and so on.

If you both would have continued to read my following posts clarifying my thought instead of pouncing an a great opportunity for a clever and humorous response, you would've understood my point a little better.

@Ned Carey That is quite clever.

Anyone have any clever ways of using the information from the property to track down investors?

You want to talk about the $it show that creates….That's massively clever and hilarious at the same time. 

Linens all stainedQuestions:Is it worth leaving a bad review for the guest?