Usually that conversation starts with our real estate projects and I always mention how we make sure our private money lender is taken care of, and he is fat and happy at 10% return on his money and just wait for a response.  

Your living expenses is probably another $1500 conservatively w/ fat ($2500/mo needed total).

Trying to find a portfolio lender is one big, fat, hairy frog for me. 

Get fat and grow a beard!

I am going on 2 years of house hacking (plan to house hack for a 3rd year), and I am looking to hear your perspective of how many short term rentals it has taken you to achieve Fat FIRE. 

Lol, Travis, That day is coming soon and don't be surprised when you get that fat check for the tax deductible donation I make in your name.

Is like having a big fat savings account and you only pay interest when you use the money.

Now we are into Mobile Home Parks and are fat dumb and happy in that position now.

Attach a nice big fat earnest money check.

Get your head around it and it will be your friend.To purport that BP is feeding all us fat kids the latest Unicorn Latte to our own demise is a rather uninformed, hilarious and way off the mark comment.