You're merely proving my point that you have no business raising outside capital to invest in real estate. 

@J Lee Have you successfully invested in real estate? 

Of the 10.8 million left, say as many as 20% are readily found, are single guys, and are just kinda floating around with no real direction or anything going on at all.

Some exceptions can be made but the only real way around it would be to get a solid cosigner for the loan with a good W2.

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Thing is, I will need to go DSCR loans from here on out or just stop buying new real estate altogether.

@Jack Cottrellyou said you "need properties that I can get at a good deal that cash flow and appreciate while minimizing the trouble commonly associated with real estate"well... yeah, everyone wants those properties. 

So, just give it your best self-help effort to find them, and then let the GAL do his or her job.As far as an ejectment lawsuit, the real question is, was the property legally abandoned?

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