I'm wondering how real estate people feel about visible tattoos and how conservative the industry is regarding them?

We should talk, and I guarantee you there will be an expert with CPA tattooed on their forehead eventually involved.

Found a photo developed from film printed on photo paper of a male's private parts; the tip had what appeared to be a tattoo of a happy face on it.  

Think, flat billed baseball caps, sentences always completed by using the word "Bro", lifted 4x4 pickups that NEVER leave the pavement, tattoos, Harley Davidson, and very, very low IQ's.

Having a tiny footprint makes sense, but not to everyone, just as tattoos make sense to some people but not others.I live in a 950 square foot house (3 bedrooms) and it's more than enough room for me. 

My uncle passed away recently and I want to get a tattoo he had which was a cross on his right arm.

Pretty much put it back to condition before they moved in with 2 pit bulls, the guy did tattoos in the living room.   

However, I don't think this situation will work out that way.Option #2 I borrow my brother's jacked up 4x4 farm truck and pay a high school buddy who has spent some time in jail (6'3", 290#, tattoos etc) to come alone while I am being pleasant and firm when I meet everyone.

Good call on the neck tattoo!  

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