And before anyone decries "cabal, CABAL, they did it to us" let me ask you, if a person opens a restaurant serving double bacon cheese burgers and other cholesterol rich foods, is it a cabal to serve health endangering foods, are they with secret mission to kill people, or are they simply serving something people really like, line-up to buy, giving the people what the people want as evidenced by the people "voting" with their consumer actions?

Maybe for someone else but i paid money every month and I should of spent it on cheeseburgers. 

:@James Wise  Hahaha looks like an auto mechanic with car oil all over their hands used that couch as a rag Or a savage with greasy hair.

I was glad to hear it because the house was severely under-rented and this tenant was clearly incapable of caring for a property, covered in greasy dusty cobwebs and terrible odor.I met with Tenant twice, performing walk-through inspections both times.

My buddy out in L.A. bought a free standing, mom & pop style greasy spoon restaurant from a guy.

Years ago, as Dawn was probably speaking of, you could find a dishwasher at a greasy spoon, put him in a suit, give him some business cards and while he couldn't spell Mortgage Broker, he were one!

I have paid a less expensive worker to scrub cabinet faces with TSP to strip greasy grime, then lightly sand by hand (remove drawers and doors so they can work at saw horse height), and then apply a fresh coat of glossy stain (I've attached a picture from that project) - still cheaper than buying a new suite.

Just imagine you going to a restaurant and ordering the "all american cheeseburger" and you expect it to come with ketchup and mustard but it comes with ketchup and mayo and even says so in the fine print in the menu.

That could be Zillow, zumper, apartments.com, craigslist, facebook, or the bulletin board at your local greasy spoon.

Yup, crumpled cheeseburger wrappers...