Our teeth and saliva are not carnivorous.

Save those for your future investor self who has cut their teeth and has a better understanding of the inspection and outs of the industry.Best regards, Marshall Downs 

You're trying to compare daily health routines with preparedness, as if owning a gun means you don't brush your teeth.

If I wasn't such a tightwad who was obsessed with design perfection I'd just hire a danged decorator to tell my crews what to do, then gnash my teeth in silence when it bothered the heck out of me but sold anyway.

I recommend people start here when cutting their teeth.  

I'd rather have my teeth pulled without numbing before I'd want to do what you are proposing.

The reason for the TSP is to break down the semi-gloss or enamel paint so the water can penetrate the acoustic.  

The homes are almost always sold as is, and even lender required repairs were like pulling teeth to get done.

You have to show demand for the space and only give short term concessions (if any).If a reduction is given you could try the base rent plus percentage rent so when sales go up you get income as the tenant gets healthier again.Once the lease is signed with a tenant it is like pulling teeth to change anything so be methodical and tactical in negotiations before executing a lease.

As easy as this sounds, it's not simple and usually like pulling teeth.