I asked for the formula for a "Hot opportunity", and then gave me a pile of crap including that the true property value was published by the lender as part of the NOD.

I don't understand why people make such a big deal out of this crap.

I get that as well.. to most its seems like an unconscionable profit.. and by giving example like this we tend to delude beginners into thinking they can be as good as you ... when in fact your probably pretty accomplished and most beginners could not do anywhere nears as good as you.I get it with Hoarder houses I bought two this year with stunning equity in them.. but they were also filled to the rafters with crap and stunk so bad you could not enter without a bunny suit ..but homes that need little to no rehab and are bought for 100k under market.. that gets a little much in most peoples book.  

I could carry a lot of crap as well!

I will never use that crap again.  

Oh, what the crap.  

If you build crap you will get crap.

It had a similar floor plan but crummier finishes/layout than I have spec'd out for this home too so it's really a crap shoot.

I want to eradicate this issue fast so I am looking for any referrals for someone that has extreme solutions to solve this ASAP! 

No tv, no video games, no unnecessary crap.