Yes, with a twist.

And to be honest, I am "that guy" who even when I am on vacation, on the opposite side of planet earth, in some 3rd world nowhere, the wife says "why are you starring at the building" and I say "wouldn't this run so much better, marketed to westerners, and on a STR type system, with self-check in an..." and right about then she gives that gasp and says "your a sick twisted old man with an addiction" LOL. 

All of these would mean a little different twist to the card.

The pull chain switches do get damaged occasionally, however I always make it a point at move in inspections to instruct Tenants on proper and careful usage (don't jerk the chain, gently pull it in a direction straight out from the opening, not down at a sharp angle, potentially breaking certain styles of light shades), AND that they will be responsible for repair.

First post. I am a lurker for sure,  so thank you guys for all your great information so far.I am single, and currently have a home in Los Angeles valued at approximately $700k. I purchased this home 7 years ago for $...

My proposal to lender was to credit 10k in closing costs / ppd insurance/taxes and credit an additional 5k to pm, but lender is pushing back indicating there are limits to seller credits - reading online it looks like the 4k credit might already be over the limit, so maybe that would've gotten twisted up before close as well.Anyone knowledgeable on this have any ideas how I can extract this value?

It took some arm twisting to get our realtor to put in the offer for $550k but it was accepted.

You could point that out to her and just gently tell her to be more careful regarding noise in the future.

Over 11 acres of gently sloping UNRESTRICTED property with pasture and woods. 👇 The details $449,900 3 BR / 2 BA 6+ Occupants Sq/ft not listed 💰 Projections Average Daily Rate: $292 Occupancy Rate: 54% Projected Revenue: $58,000/yr Projected Gross Yield: 12.8%I did the projections with AirDNA. 

Great strategies looking for places that don’t need kitchens and using gently used HVAC.