Me and My brother have found this great office building for sale on the same block as a very expensive private college.

Yes I flip with my own cash, hard money and private. 

You can settle privately with your partner based on your agreed ownership split, but you will handle the entire tax liability.

A call to customer service fixed this.  

I want to break into investing via private equity because loans with interest/origination fees aren't allowed in my religion.

Call customer service with a local title insurance company and ask for a trio (printout, map and deed).If all you are wanting is the name of the owner the title co should just give you that verbally.

There is a private hydrant right next to us, but you can't use that. 

When one person moves out, their private bathroom and bedroom is cleaned, but I don't have the shared space cleaned.

I use private lenders to fund these deals and always looking for more lenders but what would you recommend I do with these deals that I cant do myself?

. ;) THE ASK: Do you happen to know of any good portfolio, bridge, and/or DSCR lenders, private or otherwise, that may be willing to work with such a scenario?