Well if you can do it better get up off your fat bum and go do lead gen, go talk to sellers, get your own damn contracts signed. 

But they prefer to stay in the shadow and expose you to the all storms and thunders while charging fat lump sums from your credit card accounts.

They will say yes.Watch how fat your list grows.

Usually that conversation starts with our real estate projects and I always mention how we make sure our private money lender is taken care of, and he is fat and happy at 10% return on his money and just wait for a response.  

Your living expenses is probably another $1500 conservatively w/ fat ($2500/mo needed total).

Trying to find a portfolio lender is one big, fat, hairy frog for me. 

Get fat and grow a beard!

I am going on 2 years of house hacking (plan to house hack for a 3rd year), and I am looking to hear your perspective of how many short term rentals it has taken you to achieve Fat FIRE. 

Lol, Travis, That day is coming soon and don't be surprised when you get that fat check for the tax deductible donation I make in your name.

Is like having a big fat savings account and you only pay interest when you use the money.