Hey you dang foreigner..I am too :PI am from Dutch land where the people are white, blue eyes and smell like cheese.

Do they go around successfully convincing their investors that they'll all stack their cheddar a mile high without ever having to smell crap?

I have a pocket full of cheese and I’m on the hunt for what to seek out next.

or walking into Cheese Cake Factory and asking what you should eat.

@James Walker it all depends on the area and  the demand drivers.A few ideas:Brewery, distillery, cidery, meadery etc.Office style Co-working spaceIndustrial co-working space for artisans, artists and craftsmen Farmers market with fresh meats, cheeses produce.Antique or small furniture Divide up into smaller office warehouse units.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Although I suspect an investor could make serious cheddar, as the young people say, by improving the property, I'm having trouble compiling good data.  

You should take it to the next level, throw your new tenants huge house-warming parties with expensive wines & cheeses.

Be sure to stop along the gas stations during road trips along the country side and buy bread and cheese...You WILL thank me!

Toasted cheese to a 25lb turkey.