My markup is always lower than the original lender's because I don't spend money advertising during the Super Bowl, my president doesn't have a corporate jet, and we don't have layers of management we need to pay.

I could probably contact the president of North Korea sooner than I could find a good plumber in Japan. 

I am a co-owner of GSP REI and the Vice President of Investor Relations.

The new President is going to do this, do that, yada yada yada.Unfortunately, a lot of financial and tax professionals join this nonsense and pollute our brains with never-ending "How to prepare for the incoming tax changes..." podcasts and posts.

If there is anything at all that you'd like to discuss about a scenario or how our team advocates for our clients, you can reach out to me directly or @Greg Downey (our company president).I love where I work and love what I do.

President of the Universe could take a while, the other thing will take a few years, but is not that hard. 

It’s obviously a made up story and the idea of getting the bank president on the phone is preposterous.

My markup is always lower than the original lender's because I don't spend money advertising during the Super Bowl, my president doesn't have a corporate jet, and we don't have layers of management we need to pay.

Apparently that doesn't disqualify you to be president though and unfortunately there is no IQ test to vote, maybe more people should get into politics.I was in Lowe's yesterday picking up a blind for a rental house I just finished and leased.  

It always cracks me up when someone hands me a business card that says "President and CEO" and they don't realize how ridiculous that looks.