Looking forward to getting the house bought, worked on and flipped *hot as a pancake"......

I think even if you try to scrape them the community would say " This evil outside developer is tearing down our community and forcing us to leave .....blah, blah, blah. "  He will be crucified and vilified no matter what for him wanting a personal gain at what they think is their expense.A pancake no matter how flat you make it always has 2 sides. 

Something else to consider is that Katy, Sugarland, Cypress are all flat as a pancake and just about as interesting to look at.

Or are both sides sliding off at the same time, with the ridge beam sinking and pancaking? 

Hands down, Pancake Margarita. 

Don’t be surprised to get a call that they can’t turn on the range (you need to push the knob before you turn it) or 4 straight fire department calls after burned steak, toast, and pancakes.

Try standing on a pancake and you can.

If you don’t want to do it no amount of money is going to make you happy about those stupid phone calls that the toilet isn’t working or they demand you come over immediately and level their stove because their pancakes aren’t level (true story)If you can sell it I think I would.  

These days he mostly flies by himself to stay current, though the kids think it's a treat to go to breakfast (usually chocolate chip pancakes) with dad at another airport.

Harbor Freight has a little pancake air compressor on sale this week for $59.99.