I have 12,000 professionals across the Apple Spaceship who just moved it.

Sure you can, and it works great for comparing apples to apples.

Apple sells their phones, Ferrari sells their cars.

The Apple stock is 200x to be accurate.1995 $5000 in Apple is $1,000,000.00 today. 

Apple carries long term debt.  

This is $120K, 4/2, 900 sqft smaller.In my humble opinion, I think the most apples to apples comparison is just Birchvale, as that's the only one where the room count even matches.  

Not apples to apples but:Police chase claim brings mediationThe injury claim involved a man named Derek Guindon.Guidon was returning home from a weeklong job out of town with a coworker, Jade Thie, on March 1, 2012, when their Midwestern Mechanical van was struck by a Chevy Suburban driven by 19-year-old Kyle Jones.The chase continued for more than two miles along North Cliff Avenue and reached speeds of up to 80 miles an hour.Thie was killed when the Suburban struck the van at Cliff’s intersection with 60th Street North.Guindon was seriously injured.

If you don't have kids in school that might make it easier otherwise you will find  magnet school options. 

Essentially what I'm trying to say, is you can't make the assertion that one asset performs better than another unless you're prepared for an apples to apples comparison.

Facebook has the new office, Google, SpaceX, Apple, and others are all increasing head count.