We cut the vegetation and removed the garbage.

We cut the vegetation and removed the garbage.

Currently the land looks like a forest (vegetation everywhere) and Paris is paying the taxes and water on the land (although water meter was taken out when Gary demolished it). 

Here is that list:KitchenWindow near panty doesn't openPantry shelves and storage areas not cleanedOld items left in apartment (former tenant's junk in closets, etc)Hole in bottom and side of cabinet above stove (just an fyi)Floor has damaged areas (fyi only)Back Corner BedroomBroken exterior window, glass not cleaned upBlind missingWindow not sealedCrack in ceiling in closet (fyi only)Middle BedroomBlind in right side is brokenLarge BathroomFan makes loud high pitch noise (only sometimes)Minor stains in floor (clean if possible, or just fyi)Molding is cracked on tub (fyi)Blind doesn't work properlyFront BedroomBoth blinds missingFront ClosetItems left behindLiving RoomWindow sills very dirty, have spider websSmall cabinet to right of fireplace difficult to open/shutFireplace is not cleaned - wood and ashes left behindStain on entry french doors (looks like a booger)GeneralHot water does not workAll window sills are very dirty, some have spider webs (screens were left open allowing spiders to access)Many electrical outlets are recessed further than they should be - some plugs may not be able to plug inWindows (interior or exterior are dirty/stained)Door from dining room to kitchen should be removed (no door handle from dining room side and door scratches ground)Vegetation at front door needs to be cut back (covering mailbox, blocking entry to door)Exterior of house is dirty, should be power washed - looks like a sore thumb in the neighborhoodWe basically agree on having the apartment cleaned (windows, "booger" thing, etc), loose items removed, removing the door, correcting the vegetation and having all of the blinds replaced, hot water being corrected. 

(A foundation drainage swale, also known as a vegetated swale or grass swale, is just a fancy term for a wide shallow ditch which carries away run-off water from rain, sprinklers, and so on) and maybe you can mask it with a small retainer wall.

@Brian Jackson I drink wheat grass juice first thing in the morning, then run 1 mile on the treadmill, then 30 grams of protein.

I will also be experimenting with permaculture/urban meadows and various ways to completely automate the AirBnB system, and passively cultivating fruits/vegetables on autopilot mode so as the mortgage decreases the amount of free food produced increases.

That being said, depending on odor there are other strategies to lock it in or neutralize it depending on the type of odor (acid/protein/uric/etc.).

Signs of distressed property includes 1) tall or dead grass, 2) boarded up or broken windows, 3) overfill of mail and newspapers, 4) code enforcement signs, 5) overgrown vegetation, and 6) deferred maintenance.If you're looking for quick turnaround then I suggest you buy a list from Listsource.

The gov't also thinks pizza is a serving of vegetable since it has tomato sauce.