It might make the most sense to just sell your primary residence and use it as 40% to 50% down payment on your future home. 

I'm not sure why one would choose to make an (active) investment that is break-even, when there are other (passive) opportunities for RE ownership that can produce cash flows - i.e. private equity/syndications. 

I might get my brain knocked out if I were to make a jump now.

You’ll find plenty of friendly, knowledgeable people willing to respond to your posts.

This is how you accomplish this: You can change the opt-out language in hopes that your sellers will not respond with words that do not trigger automatic opt-outs.

After 45 + years as a real estate investor, broker, lender, fund manager and syndicator, I’ve become aware that the “dream” of many investors and investor “hopefuls” is to be able to generate enough cash flow to live off their real estate holdings and accumulate enough wealth to make “work” optional.

I also provide small shampoo's and conditioners that I get in bulk from Amazon.It is hard to beat either for these kinds of supplies, even if you get a wholesaler to sell to you.

You can't even get an officer to a traffic accident anymore and how many domestic violence situations happen with little to no attention.  

There is next to no privacy.Weddings that book venues of quality, which is how this home views right, of quality, these weddings are predominantly of a certain size threshold. 

Here's how I'd suggest proceeding: - Make it clear in the listing what your requirements are for Credit, Criminal, Credit, and Eviction.