And that's great, you know a lot more about multifamily financing than me and I'm not going to pretend to be an expert in this area.

He just pretended like he wasn’t dodging my calls/texts and we are BFF’s.

If no then it may not be someone you want to do business with, as with everyone in your team.The pretenders get into wholesaling to make a quick buck, the professionals get into wholesaling to cherry pick the best deals for long term wealth and wholesale the rest. 

(Don't tell anyone but the answer is pretend you are me and you get leads... and women.. ugh sometimes even men... when that happens tell them you don't swing that way.. because they are relentless ...well if you do.. fly that flag high my brother!)

Mary we all know your a section 8 tenant pretending to be a landlord .

One last thought, I'm not going to pretend to understand Brexit and the Eurozone politics but have you considered diversifying your portfolio? 

The lender called me and asked if we were in fact still running it and I just played dumb and pretended I didn't know.

Your tenants are all looking at you saying, "What the heck is my pretend landlord doing skulking around on the street in that ridiculous ninja outfit?!"

Eventually.You can pretend that a cash flow is higher than it is but it will eventually catch up with you.

Your only (possible) way out of it would be to pretend you were gay, maybe, bring a guy over and make out with him in front of her.This story ends in what you might think of as an unexpected way.