That common denominator was the fat chick that always came and got her friend before we could complete our mission.

To show you how much fat cat Google is slacking when it comes to updating Google maps, check out the corner of Slauson and Central. https://www.google.com/maps/@33.9893322,-118.25662...This picture is SO DAMN OLD it isn't funny.

Even more, the pipes got fat and lazy during this popsicle stage and split the seam of its pants...I mean pipes.  

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered ..... it's true from the top down.

These TDR credits are my REI stock in trade and my main current focus is acquisition, just starting to venture into the liquidation end that will result in receiving fat payments.For the foreseeable future, the only place where you can "cash in" TDR credits is in the SW Urban Growth Area, which is the area of unincorporated county west of I-5, between the cities of Everett and Lynnwood.

I'll stay fat and happy dropping fat checks off at the bank and getting google eyes and big smiles from the tellers doing my few lazy deals a month and hanging out all day wearing flip flops while you run, run, run."

Ideally I'd like to have the listings come to me automatically and pay $300 for any deal I that close rather than the fat cost for something that I may only use a few months per year.Thoughts or ideas?

Handymen/women will always (or nearly always) break your heart.Collect a group of them so your rental can't be held hostage.It's a dating game so don't fall apart after one of them breaks a promise.Your best defense is a fat rolodex!

And you also don't say you have a big pile of cash or fat income that you're looking to deploy. 

fat fingers!