When I was in my mid 20s, I was looking for the perfect woman to marry.

What happens if you buy the house FHA and you find a hot woman who wants you to stay at her place every night? 

I got so many texts from one woman on her honeymoon there’s no way her husband wasn’t p.o.

Just today, we saw a U Haul truck across the street, with a man and woman unloading. 

When I tried to go through a title company, they wanted the sign-off of the husband of the woman who she had divorced over 20 years ago. 

She is a very elderly woman and I don't know if I would want to raise her rents. 

The woman said she forgot to transfer funds to her checking account.

I recently got a call from a woman who owns a vacant lot. a Lot that I thought was 7500 sq ft and zoned R1.5 - come to find out she actually combined the lot with the one next door and its 15k sq feet.

No rule says I can't do the mortgages of neighbors.Hell, I had one where a married woman bought a house a half mile away from her family home.

I called the local magistrate and the woman claimed the constable should have kicked everyone out unless there was a mutual agreement (which there wasn't).