They also tell you that you'll get Kris's personal cell phone number.. ha. yeah right. the guy legit never responds and when you call, it goes to a pre-recorded message that sounds soooo fake - its clearly not his real number and he doesn't get back to you with any valuable information.

How many people answered the phone?

If they still give you a hard time, (not sure why they would make no sense) turn on your phone and record it.

Looking forward to chatting with you on the phone, brother!

That level of LTV ought to let you find a lender if you make enough phone calls. 

Communication via phone is limited as we wanted a paper trail with them.

He never answers the phone and just sends me a text here and there.

I use Logmein.com and email paperwork to them, take payment over the phone and have locks hidden onsite so they can buy those too!

The MCU went back to the office, made phone all’s and was told to leave him alone.

Get yourself out there and don't be afraid to pick up the phone and actually talk to someone.