Can anybody point me in the direction who gives these monster NC loans out and what is the criteria?

I am a 29 year old Mechanical Engineer by degree and a Robotics Engineer/software programmer by trade. 

Was fishing around and caught a whale of a SFH.Off market brewerytown deal between 28th and 29th on W Master st.This thing is a monster at 26000 Sq ft, fully gutted and framed already with 7 ft high ceilings in basement. 

My unit is in the attic and a monster.

There's a monster under the bed! 

I find that in any interaction with bankers, it helps me to visualize them as a robot that speaks a different language than me--numbers.

Why not get that monster out of the way on my first purchase eh?

Not to mention the loss of jobs with the robot built houses and the less maintenance needed on a concrete house.I feel there will be a large governmental resistance to them because of what they are going to do to the economy but the cat is out of the Bag.

Local banks many customers still like going in to talk to tellers, branch managers, etc.The more national type banks tend to be more no frills, robotic, your a number, etc. 

I can already tell it's a monster of  a property.