Remember, make your amenity the champagne to their caviar, and show it off with style.

And the @Engelo Rumora pants-off ending is nothing less than Champagne Comedy. 

All of my tenants seem to be on champagne

Don't pop that bottle of champagne yet.

Flowers, pastries, and yes even a bottle of wine or champagne at times.....

Thanks,Jonah Champagne

I read about Cleveland, OH, Toledo, OH,  Champagne-Urbana, IL, Jamestown, NY  or Fort Wayne, IN as potential good options. 

Bring a bottle of Champagne and personal flask of Bourbon, conciliate as needed.  

Thinking that @Will Barnard wont be celebrating this anniversary with cake and champagne...

On a whim we said to each other: I wonder what it costs to buy here. 3 hours later, we had gone to the real estate office, got the numbers, went to lunch, signed a contract put a deposit down and popped a celebratory bottle of Cava (aka Spanish champagne, fyi we're huge Cava fans, not champagne.)Even with Covid, and us missing 3 whole weeks of rentals this year, we just turned a profit with our most recent week in September and we still have 2 weeks left this year.