Just regular ones.It sounds like the consensus is to just put up a second mailbox on the street and label them as A and B.

You'll spend a lot of time (sounds like you may have already) spinning your wheels in trying to find the right lender, whereas a solid broker can pair you up with the right fit right away and get your project moving. 

This sounds like it might be more than a simple weekly cleaning. 

Adam I bet dollars to donuts this is not CA property sounds like D class rust belt or mid west.Chicago etc.

I recently found myself struggling to even find a podcast to listen to, none sounded like anything that would serve me in my current state of mind, (out side of BP On the market, let's be honest that's the only reason i have any idea what's going on at a macro level with the economy at all, so anytime a new episode is out there its a listing immediately).  

It sounds like you might have put the deal in front of some wholesalers pretending to be buyers.

Doesn’t sound like this was the case.  

It sounds like you’re on a solid path!

Anyhow...sounds like you're on the same page with @Shawn Parsh about picking the worst property in the best neighborhoods  >>> I get it, and trust me I'm always looking for those gems (if/when you find them, they get snatched up fast!!).

If you'd rather be working with your hands, then you sound like someone who is a prime candidate for a DIY rental rehab, for example.