You may be a small fish to them but I assume your portfolio is a large investment to you.

There are other giveaways:Food deserts.The Catholic churches in the area all do fried-fish Fridays during Lent out of their permanent soup kitchen facilities.The PJs are within easy walking distance.The firecrackers start on Memorial Day and end on Labor Day (this may be Pennsylvania-specific). 

Often times you are replacing your pump/gun filters and having to run quite a bit of solvent through the machine to clear the piston and line of any latex debris (hello fish eyes!) 

Plenty of fish in metros I'm interested, advertised caps look good on surface, but... 

The selling broker wants me to sign a "confidentiality/registration agreement exclusive" agreement that looks mostly like an NDA, but without my own broker here I'm feeling a little like a fish out of water. 

@Danny Hinkle  -  I talked mine into buying a primary residence that's located on a river with legendary Salmon fishing. 

You need to think in terms of attracting and how to keep quality tenants,, IE its much like fishing, you need to know what type of bait, where to fish to catch good fish

But I love BC i go there at least 2 times a year to fish..

Disturbs both may napping and fishing. 

I leave the doors unlocked and the keys on the table, and I have had several fishermen leave me beer and fish.